Long Island Ice Tea... what can be said about being an amature other then ... you're an amature. Long Island Ice teas should only be ordered under certain conditions.

1: You have limited funds and require getting fucked up from a few drinks.

2: You a crappy life and wish to not be sober in order to not deal with it.

3: Your special someone is gone and you need to be a drunken idiot about it (we've al been there)

4: You are an amature and think its kool to drink something that will get you wasted and not able to function if you have too many of them.

The worst kind of people who order LITs are the idiots who actually say " Long Island Ice Tea... and make it strong" Do you even know that there is only a splash of coke, a splash sour mix and a splash of lime juice in a LIT? Besides that it's FIVE liquors I mean its a strong drink to begin with, you can make it stronger by leaving the splashs out. If you like puking all over bathroom floors and then having your friends make excuses of how YOU "are just wasted" then by all means drink that crap. But if you like to hang out for longer then two hours and having some sort of conversation with people then stop being an amature and pick a real drink.

DM