Monkey Brains
"Legally Bigoted" Traveling Monkey 003 
Monday, June 16, 2008, 03:42 PM - Traveling Monkey
Posted by Administrator
I started noticing that there are a bunch of ads on the subway for legal firms. They all aim at different types of problems or reasons why you should need an attorney. They also all have different phone numbers that match what sort of law/lawyer you should need. For example for divorce attorneys or matters its 1800 DIVORCE , for DUI or Felonies its 1800 INNOCENT , then there is also 1800 BANKRUPTCY for tax and money problems. But what I found interesting was theone that was in Spanish for immigration problems and if you have a case to sue for medical or accident reasons, it was 1800 MARGARITA. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!!! so do these ASSHOLES think that because the possible clients are hispanic they wont be able to understand 1800 INMIGRACION , cause maybe all us wet backs are to loaded up on 1800 TEQUILA . whats next if you need a good defense attorney call 1800 RICE AND BEANS? Come on people that is soo insulting I can not believe more people don't say anything or maybe I just care too much.

TM
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"Pole Dancer" Traveling Monkey 002 
Monday, May 19, 2008, 01:35 PM - Traveling Monkey
Posted by Administrator
So these people who love to hug the poles in the subway cars during rush hour, what the FUCK is your deal? Do you have some long lost issue with your mommy abandoning you in the subway? or is it some need to live out a fantasy of pole dancing in the subway? I mean there are only about a BILLION other riders in the train that may need to hold on to something during their commute to and from work. How about you step back a little bit and let one or two other people hold on to the pole so they don't have to grab onto other people or the subway car ceiling when in transit. I wonder if these are the same people who would lay down on the seats and take up 4 or 5 seats too.

TM
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"Get your feet out of my face" Traveling Monkey 001 
Thursday, March 13, 2008, 02:12 PM - Traveling Monkey
Posted by Administrator
What's the deal with all these foot ads on the subway now? You got all these ugly feet plastered all over the stations and then worse are the ones that are right in your face. Its bad enough having to commute with a ton of people in a subway car without having to be stuck in the position where you cant look away from nasty ass feet. And where are all these people with these fucked up feet? And why the upsurge in these ads? Was there some mass exodus from Europe where they don't tolerate people with shitty feet? Well I say be proud and keep your ugly ass feet they way they are. And keep them where they should be on the floor and out of my face.

TM
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