Was driving with my cousin down 8th ave (NYC)and my cousin pointed out this hyundai ad on the side of a building. What I didn't realize till she pointed it out that it looks like one wrestler is giving head to the other. I couldn't argue cause it does look that way.

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Is blue stripped shirt the new douche? I was at a bar last night and couldn't believe how many idiots were wearing striped blue dress shirts. I mean are there no other kinda dress shirts out there and why are they wearing dress shirts? Is it some sort of gang? was I hanging out in a gang bar? Highly unlikely. It cant be that this is the high fashion craze cause Ive seen this dress uniform for a few years now, Kaki pants and dress shirts most often sky blue or some sort os pastel color. Now it may be some sort of mating ritual cause I also did notice that the number of douche bags wearing this outfit was matched by the number of retarded girls that were attracted to these morons. I mean who would not be attracted to a loud obnoxious drunken tool who dresses like every other person in the room and seems to have no sense of what is going on besides the fact that it's time to get hammered and grab some ass. I have always thought how odd it would seem if I got a group of friends and we all wore the same exact T-Shirt and went to the upper east or west side and walked into a bar together. I don't think the crowds there would think any more us then I think of people who have no sense of actually looking a little less like an assembly line product from the banana republic factory.

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Who are these women (really girls) who seem to be attracted to guys (sorry but mostly musicians) who can never pay for anything? They pay at the door, at the coat check and at the bar. I have seen these girls also pay for meals and in allot of the cases the girl actually gives the man (really boy) the money, to make him feel like a man who actually has money and so he can look like he pays for it. Do these girls think they look like any less of an idiot by giving the boy the money to play the part of the financier? When you actually give the money in front of the door person or bartender and then the guy (loser) hands it over to the person collecting the money it is one of the most idiotic acts ever...EVERYONE involved can see and knows that the guy didn't pay for it so why not just pay for it directly? Now the girls who actually carry these fools equipment to their cars thats a total other subject.

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If a place closes at 7:00 do you arrive at 6:59 and complain about them still being open or even worse are you one of the people who arrives at 7:05 and says "but its only 7:05" Do any of these people ever take into consideration that maybe the closing time is also quitting time? How would they like it if people went to their job (and I am stereotyping here) asked them to work in their cubical for another 15 min after 5 pm? I don't think they would like it much. Now a sure way to not get anyone to maybe bend the rules for you is to throw a hissy fit and complain about how its only 5 minutes after closing. ITS AFTER CLOSING TIME!! rule of thumb if you need to get somewhere by a certain time then try and be there 15 minutes before it closes that should be enough time for whom ever to do whatever it is you need them to do, otherwise try getting there when the place opens and I am sure they wont have to close at that time.

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I had to ride the LIRR today and was on the platform waiting at one of the stations for a transfer and overheard some "real nuah yokars" making fun of the station announcers way of talking. He was a person which seemed to me from his accent probably from India or some country in that region. His accent was pretty thick and gave these morons just a great kick when imitating him. Now I think that if you are going to make fun of someone's way of speaking English you should really listen to yourself speak it first. These idiots sounded worse when they were talking to each other then when they were making fun of the guy. Not to say that the New York accent is bad but we all know its not too flattering. I take it that the further you go into long island the closer I will find my self on an episode of "All in the Family"

MS

Ever notice how people when they cross the street at intersections mostly step on the white lines its hard to purposely step in between them. I have now committed myself to not stepping on the white lines so that they will not feel like people are just stepping all over them.

MS

What is it with label shows and more importantly label people? Why are they so cheap I mean they always ask for receipts cause they don't want to pay for things (tickets or drinks) out of their pockets, but then they are cheap as fuck when it comes to the tip. I mean don't they know we make our living of those stupid tips? what a bunch of assholes. Well not all of them since I do have a few friends who work in the industry.

MS