Monkey Brains
" Can I just own an iphone and not get shit for it?" Angry Monkey 003 
Monday, October 29, 2007, 11:20 AM - Angry Monkey
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Can I just own an iPhone and not get any grief for it? My first week I kinda walked around almost afraid to use it out in public cause back then people would stare and do so in a real obvious way that would make me feel uncomfortable. I began to be a closet iPhone user not admitting I owned one or the fact that I loved my new device. Then came the iPhone haters. Now I am by no means an apple fan boy and kinda hate the cult of steve jobs but I never hated any macbooks or other apple devices. I have never gotten so much shit from people for having a certain cell phone. I know it mostly envy cause I don't recall any giant iPhones back in high school bullying people around or any of my friends having drunk iPhones for dad's beating them up. The list of reasons why I am an idiot for buying an iPhone is huge (according to the haters) but given the chance, because of cost or contract, I am sure these people would love to have one. So to all those motherfuckers who iHate ...get off my back and let me enjoy my iphone in peace.

AM
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"Unknown Artist" Angry Monkey 002 
Monday, October 23, 2006, 06:46 PM - Angry Monkey
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What's up with small bands that act like they are such rock stars and seem to think that they are playing some huge venue when in fact they are just playing some small club where prob no one has ever heard of them and then when these bands do have some sort of following they think that they are like the rolling stones playing at Madison Square Garden or some place similar. You can never ask these guys for IDs or a "Band Stamp" cause YOU are supposed to know who they are already for some reason cause in their minds its the first night the venue is open and they are the only band that has ever played there. Here is a rule of thumb actually become a rock star before you start acting like one then you might actually get treated like a rock star and not some dumb ass musician.

AM
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"Cigarette Butts" Angry Monkey 001 
Friday, October 6, 2006, 08:46 AM - Angry Monkey
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People who smoke are bad enough, but people who smoke and then throw their cigarette on the floor and then don't bother to put it out. I mean its bad enough the environment is getting fucked up by everything else we do but do you have to leave a burning cigarette continue to burn when it doesn't have to?

AM
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