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" Can I just own an iphone and not get shit for it?" Angry Monkey 003
10/29/07
Can I just own an iPhone and not get any grief for it? My first week I kinda walked around almost afraid to use it out in public cause back then people would stare and do so in a real obvious way that would make me feel uncomfortable. I began to be a closet iPhone user not admitting I owned one or t -
"You don't take credit cards?!" Drunken Monkey 014
10/18/07
Is it unbelievable that there are places that don't take credit cards? And why must some people repeat the statement back to me? "You don't take credit cards?" I know what I said. I know where I work and that we don't take credit cards. And then to make it worse there -
"Can we all just pee straight?" Drunken Monkey 013
10/03/07
So how hard is it to piss into a toilet? I know I've come home pretty drunk at times and was still able to not piss all over my bathroom floor. So what makes it soooo different at a bar? Is it the fact that you know it's not going to be you later on cleaning up your piss and dirty toilet p
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" Can I just own an iphone and not get shit for it?" Angry Monkey 003
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