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"Happy Hour" Drunken Monkey 004 
Sunday, October 15, 2006, 11:41 AM - Drunken Monkey
Posted by Administrator
Here is a few tips about happy hour.

When its buy one get one free... do I need to spell it out for you its BUY one get one free, not GET one free then buy one. Pay for your fucking drinks and then ask for the free one. I don't understand people who ask for a drink during happy hour , don't pay for it then ask for the free one. I mean you expect a free and free happy hour?

Usually when its buy one get one free it is not so that you can buy one and give the free one to someone else (you cheap bastards), it is for you and your friend to both buy one and both get one free, so that you can both get wasted. Stop living like you are a European collage student staying at hostels and living off bread and refilling your nasty water bottle.

Also ....TIP ON THE BUY BACK !!!! you're getting a free drink show some appreciation and help the bartender pay her/his rent.

DM
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