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WM

Ever notice how people when they cross the street at intersections mostly step on the white lines its hard to purposely step in between them. I have now committed myself to not stepping on the white lines so that they will not feel like people are just stepping all over them.

MS

I don't know about you but I figured out along time ago that when I go into any bar, and I mean ANY BAR all I had to do to see what beers are sold at that place was to look somewhere behind the bartender on the wall or on top of all the liquor bottles. There is usually a bunch of beer bottles standing there representing what they have, anyplace that has too many beers to place them all probably has a huge chalk board with a list of their beers saying "Every beer in the world" as the title.

I mean come on who are these morons that keep coming up to the bar and asking " what kinda beers do you have here?" are they also going up to McDonald's and asking "what sort of food do you have here?" have these idiots been to the few urban myth bars where they keep the list of available beers locked down in the basement in a hidden vault only to be taken out when the right password has been given? Get a fucking clue already.

DM

Gonna put funny pics and web shit I find here , under "Web Monkey".

What is it with label shows and more importantly label people? Why are they so cheap I mean they always ask for receipts cause they don't want to pay for things (tickets or drinks) out of their pockets, but then they are cheap as fuck when it comes to the tip. I mean don't they know we make our living of those stupid tips? what a bunch of assholes. Well not all of them since I do have a few friends who work in the industry.

MS

OK, whats the deal with these morons ordering Apple Martinis and Mojitos lately? Do these people pick up the "Drinks People Drink" issue of Time Out Magazine and pick out the Flavor of the Day that they are going to annoy the bartenders with this weekend? Come on what happened to the good old standards? Vodka tonic, Jack and coke, Gin and tonic, Vodka cranberry or Rum and coke ( and its not a "cuba libre, its a RUM AND COKE!!!) The majority of the time these tools don't even know what the hell is in these drinks to begin with.

These fucking drinks are total marketing drinks made up to sell a specific alcohol and these idiots line up for the idiot medals. Come on guys get a clue and also don't order these drinks any place but your stereo typical shi shi SOHO type bar, unless you want the bartender looking at you funny and wondering how much your mommy and daddy pay for your rent.

DM

People who smoke are bad enough, but people who smoke and then throw their cigarette on the floor and then don't bother to put it out. I mean its bad enough the environment is getting fucked up by everything else we do but do you have to leave a burning cigarette continue to burn when it doesn't have to?

AM