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      • "I got your tip right here" Drunken Monkey 006
        10/26/06
        The bars are always full of bullshit artists, that goes without saying. One of the worst of the bullshit artists is the "I am looking in my wallet for your tip" artist. This particular species likes to get his drink then look into his wallet waiting for you (the bartender) to turn away to

      • "Sugar Mama" Monkey See 005
        10/25/06
        Who are these women (really girls) who seem to be attracted to guys (sorry but mostly musicians) who can never pay for anything? They pay at the door, at the coat check and at the bar. I have seen these girls also pay for meals and in allot of the cases the girl actually gives the man (really boy) t

      • "Unknown Artist" Angry Monkey 002
        10/23/06
        What's up with small bands that act like they are such rock stars and seem to think that they are playing some huge venue when in fact they are just playing some small club where prob no one has ever heard of them and then when these bands do have some sort of following they think that they are

      • "Buy Back Tipping" Drunken Monkey 005
        10/21/06
        Not tipping on a buy back or a free drink is not just plain wrong it should be against the law and is most definatively a sin. It's assholes that don't tip on buy backs that ruin it for everyone else, cause when a bartender doesn't get tipped on a buy back, they then wonder why bother

      • Web Monkey 003
        10/20/06
        Run & Fall.

        WM

      • "Open Hours"Monkey See 004
        10/17/06
        If a place closes at 7:00 do you arrive at 6:59 and complain about them still being open or even worse are you one of the people who arrives at 7:05 and says "but its only 7:05" Do any of these people ever take into consideration that maybe the closing time is also quitting time? How woul

      • Web Monkey 002
        10/17/06
        Ride Donald.
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        WM

      • "Commute Bigot" Monkey See 003
        10/16/06
        I had to ride the LIRR today and was on the platform waiting at one of the stations for a transfer and overheard some "real nuah yokars" making fun of the station announcers way of talking. He was a person which seemed to me from his accent probably from India or some country in that regio

      • "Happy Hour" Drunken Monkey 004
        10/15/06
        Here is a few tips about happy hour.

        When its buy one get one free... do I need to spell it out for you its BUY one get one free, not GET one free then buy one. Pay for your fucking drinks and then ask for the free one. I don't understand people who ask for a drink during happy hour

      • "Long Island Ice T" Drunken Monkey 003
        10/14/06
        Long Island Ice Tea... what can be said about being an amature other then ... you're an amature. Long Island Ice teas should only be ordered under certain conditions.

        1: You have limited funds and require getting fucked up from a few drinks.

        2: You a crappy life and wish t

      • Web Monkey 001
        10/14/06
        Annie.
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        WM

      • "Black & White Lines" Monkey See 002
        10/11/06
        Ever notice how people when they cross the street at intersections mostly step on the white lines its hard to purposely step in between them. I have now committed myself to not stepping on the white lines so that they will not feel like people are just stepping all over them.

        MS

      • "Open Your Eyes" Drunken Monkey 002
        10/11/06
        I don't know about you but I figured out along time ago that when I go into any bar, and I mean ANY BAR all I had to do to see what beers are sold at that place was to look somewhere behind the bartender on the wall or on top of all the liquor bottles. There is usually a bunch of beer bottles s

      • Web Monkey 000
        10/10/06
        Gonna put funny pics and web shit I find here , under "Web Monkey".

      • "Record Label People" Monkey See 001
        10/08/06
        What is it with label shows and more importantly label people? Why are they so cheap I mean they always ask for receipts cause they don't want to pay for things (tickets or drinks) out of their pockets, but then they are cheap as fuck when it comes to the tip. I mean don't they know we mak

      • "Flavor of the Weak" Drunken Monkey 001
        10/07/06
        OK, whats the deal with these morons ordering Apple Martinis and Mojitos lately? Do these people pick up the "Drinks People Drink" issue of Time Out Magazine and pick out the Flavor of the Day that they are going to annoy the bartenders with this weekend? Come on what happened to the good

      • "Cigarette Butts" Angry Monkey 001
        10/06/06
        People who smoke are bad enough, but people who smoke and then throw their cigarette on the floor and then don't bother to put it out. I mean its bad enough the environment is getting fucked up by everything else we do but do you have to leave a burning cigarette continue to burn when it doesn&

      • Drunken Monkey,Angry Monkey & Monkey See 000
        10/05/06
        So i figured I can use this spot to bitch and complain about my customers at the bar "Drunken Monkey". so sats and weds ill have stories (hopefully). Beside that I will also put my Pet Peeves (as I remember them) "Angry Monkey" and just general Observations "Monkey See"

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