Monkey Brains
"Commute Bigot" Monkey See 003 
Monday, October 16, 2006, 09:30 PM - Monkey See
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I had to ride the LIRR today and was on the platform waiting at one of the stations for a transfer and overheard some "real nuah yokars" making fun of the station announcers way of talking. He was a person which seemed to me from his accent probably from India or some country in that region. His accent was pretty thick and gave these morons just a great kick when imitating him. Now I think that if you are going to make fun of someone's way of speaking English you should really listen to yourself speak it first. These idiots sounded worse when they were talking to each other then when they were making fun of the guy. Not to say that the New York accent is bad but we all know its not too flattering. I take it that the further you go into long island the closer I will find my self on an episode of "All in the Family"

MS
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"Black & White Lines" Monkey See 002 
Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 09:45 AM - Monkey See
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Ever notice how people when they cross the street at intersections mostly step on the white lines its hard to purposely step in between them. I have now committed myself to not stepping on the white lines so that they will not feel like people are just stepping all over them.

MS

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"Record Label People" Monkey See 001 
Sunday, October 8, 2006, 07:02 AM - Monkey See
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What is it with label shows and more importantly label people? Why are they so cheap I mean they always ask for receipts cause they don't want to pay for things (tickets or drinks) out of their pockets, but then they are cheap as fuck when it comes to the tip. I mean don't they know we make our living of those stupid tips? what a bunch of assholes. Well not all of them since I do have a few friends who work in the industry.

MS
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