Gonna put funny pics and web shit I find here , under "Web Monkey".

What is it with label shows and more importantly label people? Why are they so cheap I mean they always ask for receipts cause they don't want to pay for things (tickets or drinks) out of their pockets, but then they are cheap as fuck when it comes to the tip. I mean don't they know we make our living of those stupid tips? what a bunch of assholes. Well not all of them since I do have a few friends who work in the industry.

MS

OK, whats the deal with these morons ordering Apple Martinis and Mojitos lately? Do these people pick up the "Drinks People Drink" issue of Time Out Magazine and pick out the Flavor of the Day that they are going to annoy the bartenders with this weekend? Come on what happened to the good old standards? Vodka tonic, Jack and coke, Gin and tonic, Vodka cranberry or Rum and coke ( and its not a "cuba libre, its a RUM AND COKE!!!) The majority of the time these tools don't even know what the hell is in these drinks to begin with.

These fucking drinks are total marketing drinks made up to sell a specific alcohol and these idiots line up for the idiot medals. Come on guys get a clue and also don't order these drinks any place but your stereo typical shi shi SOHO type bar, unless you want the bartender looking at you funny and wondering how much your mommy and daddy pay for your rent.

DM

People who smoke are bad enough, but people who smoke and then throw their cigarette on the floor and then don't bother to put it out. I mean its bad enough the environment is getting fucked up by everything else we do but do you have to leave a burning cigarette continue to burn when it doesn't have to?

AM

So i figured I can use this spot to bitch and complain about my customers at the bar "Drunken Monkey". so sats and weds ill have stories (hopefully). Beside that I will also put my Pet Peeves (as I remember them) "Angry Monkey" and just general Observations "Monkey See"(kinda ripping off Arsenal Hall's "things that make you go MMMmm" and if you dont know what that is then thanks for reminding me how old I am again)

G

I may be spending too much time not doing anything (as far as productive stuff that is) Been fixing stuff around the house and trying to better organize these living spaces I call home. I should get some work done this week. I been uploading all my photos to Flickr and have already finished uploading my videos to YouTube. Ok Well thats it for now.

MD

Finally finished the page for the pictures from my nokia 8150. Man what a pain in the ass!

http://gmonkey.com/8150.htm

MD