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"I got your tip right here" Drunken Monkey 006 
Thursday, October 26, 2006, 06:35 PM - Drunken Monkey
The bars are always full of bullshit artists, that goes without saying. One of the worst of the bullshit artists is the "I am looking in my wallet for your tip" artist. This particular species likes to get his drink then look into his wallet waiting for you (the bartender) to turn away to take care of another customer or do something where you wont be looking at directly at him. He will then proceed to run like a little school girl who walked in on her teacher kissing the janitor. It's bad enough when you don't tip but do you really have to act like you are going to give a tip and then run away like a little baby? I would prob have more respect (not really) for someone who just out right does not tip. The idiots who think this trick works also think that they get alcohol in their drinks the rest of the night too. They then wonder why the bartender rather make all her/his singles and fives face the same way then take care of them again. I guess when you see a bartender doing his BS acting (arranging bills) its cause you did your BS acting (looking in your wallet for a tip).

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